Very Important Question: what would you call a blissfully textured, fantastically flexible vibe with seven rhythms of throbbing stimulation AND a light show? Evolved's Selopa collection calls it Trixxxie, and we approve!

Extra easy to manage and maneuver, whether you're playing inside or out, Trixxx features lots of deep-diving length, bumpy ribs, and a penetrator that bends to fit tons of positions.

As for vibration, a single power button on Trixxxie's contoured base powers up seven possible intensities and patterns. Buttons above and below cycle up and down through your options as rainbow-y lights glow up the Selopa logo in the base.

Trixxxie is nonporous, hygienic, and hypoallergenic in high-end silicone. Wash it well before and after with mild soapy water, or use a favorite toy care fluid/foam. You can add slipperiness with any water-based lube you love, but please keep it away from silicone-based lubes and other silicone toys. USB rechargeable, cord included. Waterproof.